Showing posts with label Gulf oil spill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Gulf oil spill. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Suckers For Sincerity


I want to see the evidence.

When I hear the CEO of BP stand on the oil-soaked beaches of Louisiana and say, “I am as devastated as you are,” I want photographs. I want to see his lawn soaked in the mire. I want to see the oil slick in his swimming pool. I want photos of his pets with the gunk all over them. I want to see his bank account dwindling because he cannot work.

Show me you are experiencing the pain; don’t just give me fake sincerity.

For those of us who have lived for any significant period of years, we remember him well. Aside from the rumors surrounding FDR and Lucy Mercer, John Kennedy and his trysts, and the others, Spiro Agnew looms as one of the first of really serious political scandals in my time. He has the dubious distinction as the only Vice-President of the United States to be forced to resign. It was perhaps prophetic that the man he served alongside met a similar fate.

But back to Agnew.

Spiro was a master at public relations. Like Dick Cheney of a later administration, he became the “hit man” for the Nixon White House, coming down hard on those who dared to protest the war in Vietnam. He labeled them “un-American.” (Sound familiar?) Agnew had great oratory powers – far better than his President – and could string alliterations with the best of them. Remember “nattering nabobs of negativism?” That one was thanks to the writing talents of William Safire.

Coincidental to the time when the “hatchet” fell with his conviction on tax evasion charges, I was teaching a popular course in American Studies at a college in the South. I believed then, as I do now, that you can never divorce the arts and humanities from what is taking place in the real world. As a result, I encouraged my students to understand the events of the day.

In his resignation address, Agnew pulled out all the stops. He never apologized for his actions, but instead seemed to liken his departure with the loss of Abraham Lincoln by quoting a statement made by James Garfield at the time: “Fellow citizens, God reigns, and the government in Washington still lives.” He spoke of America’s high hopes. He mentioned his situation as an adversity from which our country could thrive.

I challenged my students to get reactions from people on the street about the event. What did they think?

By and far, the most popular response was, “he was so sincere.”

Yes, he was sincere, but he was sincerely wrong!

In August of 1974, after the scandals of Watergate, Agnew’s boss was in a similar situation. In his farewell to the people who served his administration, he likened the sadness of his leaving to Theodore Roosevelt’s loss when his young wife died. He mentioned his father – a poor farmer with the poorest lemon ranch in California. He spoke of his mother, referring to her as a saint. Like Agnew, he spoke about adversity making you stronger. It was emotional; sincere.

But he was sincerely wrong. Hours upon hours of tapes proved his degree of manipulative paranoia.

Let’s not forget how sincerely another said, “I did not,” when asked about Monica. Or any of the Johns when asked what was “real” and what was not.

So why this jag about sincerity?

Much of America’s connection with Ms. Palin of Wasilla has to do with perceived sincerity. She beams that adoring smile when talking about hockey moms and sitting on her porch looking toward Russia. She is ordinary people.

Rand Paul, the new darling of the Tea Party, has made some really disturbing comments. In a love fest with Glenn Beck he made alarming claims about the healthcare plan. Lately, Mr. Paul sees us an “un-patriotic” to criticize BP for their role in the greatest oil disaster in the world. “Accidents will happen.” (Shades of Rumsfeld?)

He espouses all this with great sincerity.

Sincerity has a two-part definition. The first, “honesty of mind.” But remember truth is what one perceives it to be. So the second part – freedom from hypocrisy - is necessary for completeness.

We confuse sincerity and simplistic solutions with sensibility. We confuse passionate discourse with actual compassion for others.

When your cute puppy chews up your best Cole-Hahn’s and you start to scold, don’t fall for that sincere sideways tilt of the head as he looks up adoringly.

He was sincerely wrong.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Technology Has Gone Too Far

At a time when we have just learned that high-ups in the Security and Exchange Commission spent hours online watching porn as our financial system was going down the tube, I have just read that Playboy will soon publish a 3-D centerfold. I am sorry, this was too good to pass over.

Just think about it.

The purpose of 3-D is to make things loom towards you. Now, don’t force me to get too graphic here. Use your imagination, unless you are Baptist, and then, just miss the point. Oops, sorry about that.

The Scandinavians warned that our repressive regard for nudity and sexuality had fostered an unnatural approach to the subject. Yet, some 40 or so years following our “seventies revolution,” we still seem to be very preoccupied with the subject. And now, it will come toward us in three-dimensions.

Shouldn’t we use our technology for a loftier purpose?

With the failure of the “dome” designed to seal off the ruptured oil well in the Gulf and the inability to accurately pinpoint exact incidences of tornadic winds, you would think that technology has avenues of challenge that would warrant exploration.

By the way, following all the missteps in Iraq, which had their imprint of involvement, I was surprised to find that Halliburton had their fingers in the Gulf oil disaster. Is there any aspect of our lives immune to their abuse? Will other things soon “point” to their involvement? Again, I apologize, but I didn’t make all this up.

But, back to the concept of a 3-D centerfold.

Does this mean that eventually, as economies falter, august institutions like the Louvre will utilize such technology to increase foot traffic?

Consider the Delacroix, La Liberté guidant le peuple, with this scientific advance. The “Mona Lisa” could pale in comparison.

Of course, since most of the their treasures are already in three-dimensional form, Greece will have to rely on Angela Merkel and her peers. She has had some experience with cleavage.